Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
North Korea, Best Korea!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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