Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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