I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
