dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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