you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
