i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
