Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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