It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This is the high leading the old right now
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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