Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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