i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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