If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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