So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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