how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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