i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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