New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
