brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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