I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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