...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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