gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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