I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
