Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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