Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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