This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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