walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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