But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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