Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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