I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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