Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
