I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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