She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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