Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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