Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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