Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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