He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
