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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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