How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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