So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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