We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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