Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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