Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize