remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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