just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Tornado booty call.. dedication
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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