yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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