omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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