You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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