how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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