I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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