so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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