My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
