this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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