i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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