I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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