also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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